Monday, May 16, 2011

Haiku Monday

Animal Kingdom
The church, the punch and the Dean
All Derby winners.

You can't tell who won
So you stand and wait forever
The longshot runs first.

Sporting navy blue
P.U.B. runs small but strong
A May tradition.

A crawl detour
to The Boardroom leads to the
worst dirty girl scout.

80 degrees when
I order some new flip flops
Then it snows, fuck me.

I paid twenty-five
bucks for Delta to lose my
bag. Not a good deal.

My World Series bets
are all playing like dog shit
3 teams dead to me.

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