I can't freaking wait
to get to Florida for
Eighty-five degrees.
CFA and sun
What more can one ask for?
When it is cold out.
Never used to like
the swamp and stickiness of
Florida. Now? Love.
Friday, January 21, 2011
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Hoke-a-Mania
No, no, God no
Is what immediately ran through my head
This move sucks, it blows
Tell me it's not true, I pled.
No Miles, No Harbaugh, but someone named Hoke?
From the Mountain West, a high school league
Surely David Brandon is playing a joke
He'll hire a real coach after all of this intrigue.
But alas, it's true, the big man comes east
I fear the headlines now, what a choke
Not just on dinners, but hopefully the Big Ten he'll feast.
I never thought Michigan would be coached by Brady Hoke.
Is what immediately ran through my head
This move sucks, it blows
Tell me it's not true, I pled.
No Miles, No Harbaugh, but someone named Hoke?
From the Mountain West, a high school league
Surely David Brandon is playing a joke
He'll hire a real coach after all of this intrigue.
But alas, it's true, the big man comes east
I fear the headlines now, what a choke
Not just on dinners, but hopefully the Big Ten he'll feast.
I never thought Michigan would be coached by Brady Hoke.
Monday, January 10, 2011
Bring on, The Hat?
Wait. What? Jimmy isn't on his way?
Brandon waited all this time, had a huge delay
Fired Rich and was certain to bring home number 4
To usher in some titles, and send losing out the door.
But of course, it got fouled up
Harbaugh's gone to the pros leaving us with some schlub
Who looks like Fred Flintstone and coaches in San Diego
If only there was some other link to past glory and Bo
Oh, but there is, but he comes with issues.
After botching timeouts, he leaves fans holding tissues.
But he can recruit and he hates State
And his past teams have been good to great
So despite his penchant for chewing grass
Oversigning players and treating them like ass
He's better than Hoke, he's got the stats
Bring on Les Miles, bring on The Hat.
(God, I hope this is the last of these I do.)
Brandon waited all this time, had a huge delay
Fired Rich and was certain to bring home number 4
To usher in some titles, and send losing out the door.
But of course, it got fouled up
Harbaugh's gone to the pros leaving us with some schlub
Who looks like Fred Flintstone and coaches in San Diego
If only there was some other link to past glory and Bo
Oh, but there is, but he comes with issues.
After botching timeouts, he leaves fans holding tissues.
But he can recruit and he hates State
And his past teams have been good to great
So despite his penchant for chewing grass
Oversigning players and treating them like ass
He's better than Hoke, he's got the stats
Bring on Les Miles, bring on The Hat.
(God, I hope this is the last of these I do.)
Sunday, January 2, 2011
Bring on Jimmy
Rarely does one game sum up 3 years
A performance so bad, it required many beers.
No defense, a sputtering offense, missing a field goal
Add it all up and it's an embarrassing loss in the Gator Bowl.
Coming in I was hopeful, a win would right the ship
Save Rich's job, let Denard take us on a wonderful trip.
But now, I've had it, I've never been this low
Given chance after chance, but it's obvious that Rich really blows.
So, bring on the man from Stanford, his name is Jim Harbaugh
and let him rip through the Big Ten like a finely tuned chainsaw.
A performance so bad, it required many beers.
No defense, a sputtering offense, missing a field goal
Add it all up and it's an embarrassing loss in the Gator Bowl.
Coming in I was hopeful, a win would right the ship
Save Rich's job, let Denard take us on a wonderful trip.
But now, I've had it, I've never been this low
Given chance after chance, but it's obvious that Rich really blows.
So, bring on the man from Stanford, his name is Jim Harbaugh
and let him rip through the Big Ten like a finely tuned chainsaw.
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