Like a (Pontiac) G6

Sliding all over the ice, in a blizzard
To get in the backseat, be a wizard
Anytime you need repairs, ain't no quick fix
Can't believe I bought this car, Pontiac G6
Like a G6, like a G6
Gonna be pushing it home, like a G6
Like a G6, like a G6
Gonna be pushing it home, like a G6

Gimme the car-car keys
Gimme the map-map home
Mid-size piece of crap, car can barely do a lap
Got a full tank, we got to get on our way
Forget this place, getting clowned by the valet.

On the floor, yeah, we flooring it
Pull up to a light, no one wants to look at my car
Rev the engine, but no one wants to race my car
Chuckles and sneers, everyone pointing at my car

Sliding all over the ice, in a blizzard
To get in the backseat, be a wizard
Anytime you need repairs, ain't no quick fix
Can't believe I bought this car, Pontiac G6
Like a G6, like a G6
Gonna be pushing it home, like a G6
Like a G6, like a G6
Gonna be pushing it home, like a G6

Replaced the Grand Am, goes out like a lamb
Got a GT model, Well it had a GT model
Car's so lame, given away by Oprah Winfrey
Nine out of ten owners, sport a cheesy goatee.

On the floor, yeah, we flooring it
Pull up to a light, no one wants to look at my car
Rev the engine, but no one wants to race my car
Chuckles and sneers, everyone pointing at my car

Sliding all over the ice, in a blizzard
To get in the backseat, be a wizard
Anytime you need repairs, ain't no quick fix
Can't believe I bought this car, Pontiac G6
Like a G6, like a G6
Gonna be pushing it home, like a G6
Like a G6, like a G6
Gonna be pushing it home, like a G6

Turn signal does not work, all stops are more of a jerk
All stops are more of a jerk, all stops are more of a jerk
Turn signal does not work, all stops are more of a jerk
All stops are more of a jerk, all stops are more of a jerk
Turn signal does not work, all stops are more of a jerk
All stops are more of a jerk, all stops are more of a jerk

Sliding all over the ice, in a blizzard
To get in the backseat, be a wizard
Anytime you need repairs, ain't no quick fix
Can't believe I bought this car, Pontiac G6
Like a G6, like a G6
Gonna be pushing it home, like a G6
Like a G6, like a G6
Gonna be pushing it home, like a G6

Chick Fil-A

Sure, they are good warm
But a couple cold chicken
sandwiches rock, too.

Bun, chicken, pickle
Three simple things needed to
make the best lunch. Yum.

I would do almost
anything to have a Chick
Fil-A in Lansing.

Bonus Drunk Haiku

Forget running, I
am going to eat Chick Fil-A
all day and get fat.

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Access Denied

Headed to Canada for a quick work trip
Truck fully loaded with a bunch of equip
Windsor or Sarnia, which would be quickest?
Windsor ruled out, their traffic the thickest.

As we drove, the fog finally lifted
Along 69, the truck never drifted.
Stopping for candy and a diet coke
Making good time, this trip is no joke.

Pull up to the border and things go awry
Questions and questions, where are we going and why?
This isn't going well, I have a bad feeling
Off to immigration to do our appealing.

Parked with our yellow note we head for the door
Up to the counter, let us in I implore.
Out come the laws, and books of regs
We've been here before, what's all this we beg?

But our pleas are met with a stern shake of the head
Leave at once or or else you'll be banned til you're dead.
Turned back around, we're headed stateside
Our work trip to Canada, access denied.