Monday, August 3, 2009

Haiku Monday (Brief edition)

Idiot Passenger

Shut your stinkin' mouth
Don't tell me how to stow my
carry-on luggage.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Ode to Manny




Number 3 - Harris, Manny
Your ability to score, uncanny
A nickname, not your given name
From Corperryale you became
The league's best, most complete
Giving opponents another defeat
Whether shooting outside from twenty
Or finding teammates, assists a plenty
Slashing for a two point reward
Or grabbing double digit boards
Deflecting a pass meant to beat
Or a block that is oh so sweet
Banished for 11 years
Tournament bound will lead to tears
Leaving the opposition on it's fanny
Number 3 - Harris, Manny

Update - w00t after beating Clemson behind Manny's 23/7/7 line.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Haiku Monday (A Day Late)

At last, they come off
A night of fun concludes with
Map of Africa.

It's early morning
You carry your dress and heels
Shame walk veteran.

Snow snow snow snow snow
We've had a lot of fucking
Snow snow snow snow snow.