No, no, God no
Is what immediately ran through my head
This move sucks, it blows
Tell me it's not true, I pled.
No Miles, No Harbaugh, but someone named Hoke?
From the Mountain West, a high school league
Surely David Brandon is playing a joke
He'll hire a real coach after all of this intrigue.
But alas, it's true, the big man comes east
I fear the headlines now, what a choke
Not just on dinners, but hopefully the Big Ten he'll feast.
I never thought Michigan would be coached by Brady Hoke.