A name so brilliant, Heineken would be proud
A drink so smooth, you'll never notice you're plowed.
Flavors, not varied, but two done right
Choosing between them is sometimes a plight.
Slowly but surely distributed coast to coast
To drink, no longer requires a trip to the Post.
Besides being tasty, it's a fun name to say
Way better than ordering a goose that is grey.
My drink of choice used to be tonic and gin
But that's been replaced by anything with Effen.