Friday Haiku

I can't freaking wait
to get to Florida for
Eighty-five degrees.

CFA and sun
What more can one ask for?
When it is cold out.

Never used to like
the swamp and stickiness of
Florida. Now? Love.

Happy Festivus

The pole, feats of strength
and airing of grievances
Happy Festivus!

Chick Fil-A

Sure, they are good warm
But a couple cold chicken
sandwiches rock, too.

Bun, chicken, pickle
Three simple things needed to
make the best lunch. Yum.

I would do almost
anything to have a Chick
Fil-A in Lansing.

Bonus Drunk Haiku

Forget running, I
am going to eat Chick Fil-A
all day and get fat.

Haiku Link

MGoBlog's annual Senior Day Haiku output.

Haiku Friday?

Job interview nerves
Have me feeling like I should
Have a gin tonic.

Picking a tie is
not as easy as I thought.
Damn color blindness.

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I feel like this is something I would have done had I went to Wisconsin. And been in a more creative mood than I've been. It's like "Baconators" only way better. And in video form:

Teach Me How to Bucky

Haiku Monday (Brief edition)

Idiot Passenger

Shut your stinkin' mouth
Don't tell me how to stow my
carry-on luggage.

Haiku Monday (A Day Late)

At last, they come off
A night of fun concludes with
Map of Africa.

It's early morning
You carry your dress and heels
Shame walk veteran.

Snow snow snow snow snow
We've had a lot of fucking
Snow snow snow snow snow.

Haiku Monday

Season Over

Holy Toledo
Wake me when it's time for hoops
What? We suck at that?

Twenty-four and oh
Ruined because of K.C.
Can this year get worse?

NLCS

Twenty-five to one
The odds to start the season
Now six wins away

ALCS

Three hundred to one
Tampa was an after-thought
Could make bettors rich.

Haiku Monday

Free Food

Potato Salad
At a music festival
Should be avoided

Snoop A Loop

Cans of Olde English
What's my motherfucking name
Snoop Dogg in Lansing

If you must take your
Newborn kid to see Snoop Dogg
Please don't sit near me.

Country

Trashy girls look a
little better when wearing
Heels and cowboy hats

Stepbrothers

Kind of mailed in but
Should win the award for most
F-bombs and dick jokes.

Did you touch my drums?
Sleepwalking in the kitchen.
I'll lick the white poop.

I'm burying you.
My nutsack on your drum set.
Boats and Hoes forever.

Haiku Monday

Triple Crown
Not since Affirmed
Big Brown's hoof is a big deal
Bet on Casino

Superhorse
Blazing to a lead
He's moving like a machine
Secretariat

Pick 3
The same every year
It's always two firsts and a
second, oh so close

Infield
Singing Fraggle Rock
Chanting tase him to a cop
God Bless mint juleps

Tootsies
The Derby is over
They ran it yesterday
Let's go to Tootsies

JC
Walking to Derby
His hat announced who he was
The Joint Commander

Haiku Monday

P.U.B. Crawl
Anytime you end
at the Mayfair in Haslett
You've had a great crawl.

My Car
Why did I park it
One point five miles away
That was a fun run.

Shirts
The color purple
Is not just a bad movie
It makes a sweet shirt.

To Walk or Not
If it's 3 a.m.
You want to avoid doing
Shiawassee Stroll.

No Admittance
When you can not say
It is all good in the hood
You won't be let in.

No Hills
What will I now watch
to get my fix of Lauren
Repeats don't cut it.